心电感应

你相信情侣间的心电感应吗?

很多时候,离手机很远, 但终隐隐约约的听到手机在响.
跑去拿时, 没有未接显示. 但, 手机就在这时候响了. 是他.

或是, 那起手机要打给他时. 他打了过来.

也试过, 在办工室工作时突然闻到烟味. 莫名其妙的闻到, 因为是禁烟办公室, 也没有烟民经过.
晚上问他有没有在几点几点抽烟, 他说有.
刚开使,他以为我乱乱讲.

后来发现,这些都发生在没有在吵架时, 心联系时.
好神奇!!!

朋友也一样, 对久了, 慢慢就会越来越像对方.

条件?

今天晚饭时, 妈对弟讲"找老婆,要找那些会服侍你的". 正想发作时, 弟答"我知道". @@
妈接着讲"看哥哥,要什么,只要开口东西就会送到眼前. 每天有人爬痒."
我哥一脸得意.

突然想起男友的妈会问他,"欣慧脾气怎样啊?会小姐脾气吗?". 平时她看的到我会不会照顾她儿子.但她可能看不清楚我的脾气吧. 男友终笑我是笑脸虎.几大的气,我总可以忍到两人独处是才发飙.

是喔,会不会照顾他?会不会共同进退的帮他理财?会不会把住处打点的井井有条?...都是男人选择老婆的条件呢. 公平吗?

Q1

How can you tell when a turtle is skinny?

Notes for 1st quarter of 2009

Time flies.
April is on the way.

There are so many celebrations and painful memories during the month of March and April.
It's definitely an emotional roller-coaster months.

Waiting for you to drop by. Miss you heaps.

O.M.G. [Before & After]

Before

After

Plant

My new hobby.

I watered them twice a day.
Take them to sun during weekend.
But the purple flower seems drying.

Why why why?

I AM PISSED

There's thousand of times I repeated 'FUCK' 'DAMN IT' in my heart today. I shouted it silently over and over again in my brain, with my mouth sealed.

Damn it! Everyone tried to get things from me using 'ASAP' 'NOW' 'BY LUNCH' 'IN NEXT HOUR'...anyone care to ask if Im available?

You want it now and I have to delay all my task list.
You want it now and I have to drive all the way 2 hours back home to get things done.
You want it now and I have to get up at 6am and drive back to KL to work the next day.

DAMN! You delayed your task and faced problems and you throw your shit to me?
It's pouring outside and everyone know I cant drive at night and especially it's raining. But you just dont get it?

WHAT THE FUCK!